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If Structural Engineers Designed Buildings Like Other Engineers… 🏗️😅

If structural engineers designed buildings the way other engineers approach their fields, the world would be an absolute disaster! 🌍🔥 Let’s take a look at what would happen if we applied their “design principles” to structures:

🔹 Civil Engineering → Your house would be perfectly functional—until a storm hits ⛈️💦… then your lounge room would turn into a swimming pool. 🏊‍♂️

🔹 Mechanical Engineering → Your house would need a service every 10,000 hours 🔧, and you’d have to replace the main beams, trusses, and slabs annually. Forget to service it? Warranty void. Sorry, mate. 🚧😬

🔹 Electrical Engineering → Your house would be standing most of the time… until every few weeks when the walls flicker in and out ⚡🙃. You’ll need to reset the main support beams—in the dark, with a torch. 🔦

🔹 Chemical Engineering → Your house would be built from experimental materials 🧪✨, looking fantastic—until it gets too humid and suddenly dissolves into an exciting (but inconvenient) pink foam. Bonus: it may or may not be toxic. ☣️🤷‍♂️

🔹 Aerospace Engineering → Incredibly lightweight and efficient! 🚀🏠 … But a strong wind might send it straight into your neighbour’s yard. Hope they don’t mind. 🌬️😂 Oh, and you’d need a three-person ground crew with boarding stairs to get out. 🛫

🔹 Environmental Engineering → Your home would be 100% sustainable, organic, and carbon-neutral 🌱🏡… and also decompose into mulch within five years because that’s better for the planet. 🌍♻️

🔹 Biomedical Engineering → Your house would be an architectural marvel, adapting to your needs 🏠💡… but it would cost $2 million, take 20 years of research, and still have a 40% chance of being rejected by the foundation. 🚑😂

🔹 Industrial Engineering → Your home would have an amazingly efficient layout! ⚙️ … Except to get to the kitchen, you’d have to pass through the bathroom twice. 🚪🚻🚶‍♂️

🔹 Software Engineering → Your house would be released in beta with missing walls and regular “patch updates” 🔄🛠️ to fix things like doors that don’t exist and porcelain windows. Eventually, they’d abandon your version and release House 2.0—which is somehow worse, but at least the update is free. 💻🏠🤦‍♂️

🔹 Mining Engineering → Your house would be structurally sound… until someone decided to extract the valuable materials from your support columns. ⛏️💎 Then, well… collapse time! ⏳💥

🔹 Traffic Engineering 🚦→ Some rooms would be One Way ➡️, the walls would buckle under the roof’s weight every morning between 7 AM and 9 AM 😵, and your driveway would be Closed for Maintenance with a 10-person stop-go crew every sixth week. 🚧🚗

Thank goodness structural engineers actually design things to stay up! 🙌🏗️ Otherwise, we’d all be living in glitchy, biodegradable, self-dissolving, wind-propelled nightmares. 😅🏡💨

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